Government Shutdown by Bill the Bu

Government Shutdown. Let’s think about that for a moment. You’d think that the government would be a little more on the ball about keeping the phones on than, say, Juan and Maria Sanchez down in the Valley trying to keep the niños fed, now wouldn’t you? Heck no!

They’re too busy worrying about letting the very same people into the country that Juan and Maria ran away from when they got their green card, and they’ll stop paying the army to prove it. Oh, by the way, the shutdown never includes congress salaries, limos, planes, free lunch and postage, and of course the occasional “escort” for FBI, Secret Service and any dictator who happens to want to drop by to let us know we’re all infi - del dogs.


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